Sarahah - Jessica Rose

LIES

parisjemm:

canvasofthecosmos:

Aries: “Of course you didn’t hear me cry; who do you think I am?! A baby?!!”

Taurus: “I’m not lazy”

Gemini: “Yeah, I’m listening”

Cancer: “I live 100% in the present.. nostalgia is for chumps”

Leo: “I’m not taking it personally!!!!!”

Virgo: “I’m not still psychoanalyzing the same thing I was a week ago. My eyes not twitching.

Libra: “pffffft of course I have my own ideas.. I’m just polling everybody else to make sure we’re on the same page”

Scorpio: “I’m not resentful. All is well that ends well, right?”

Sagittarius: “Moderation? Yeah I have that.. so much of that.. so much of it I don’t even know what to do with all of it”

Capricorn: “I don’t think I know everything”

Aquarius: “I’m completely in my body right now and am definitely not ignoring most of what’s happening around me because I think it’s trivial”

Pisces: “I’m not confused”

This slander against us Capricorns must come to an end!

nis-otps:

lilsparrow72:

glitterpen1s:

you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time

I swear the last line made it feel like the plotline of an action film

It is a period drama

the-perks-of-eating-pussy:

people who are super cute and dorky but also secretly kinky as fuck are very important

Sarahah - Jessica Rose

Sarahah - Jessica Rose

thecommonchick:

when ur friend is telling you one of their hoe stories & didn’t know they got down like that